Welcome To My Nightmare!
What? Are you friggin' kiddin' me? Could there be a greater gift from above?
The good doctor has, indeed, raized a monster for us this time, my fellow fiends. From the dark bowels of his laboratory the wicked Gangrene has invoked the most hallowed and frightening powers of Asgard, itself, for what promises to be the most surreal event of the season.
Sorry Chuckles, but fuck Bonnaroo. You won't find a trip this twisted at your local corner drum circle.
You see, I know the doctor (really, I've met the guy). I know what he is capable of. I've seen his work, and frankly it scares me shitless... that it's possible I could actually miss this event.
...But take courage in this, my good readers, Huck will pull out every stop (I said every one, dammit!) to make it to this ill-mannered orgy* of the deranged.
Oh yes, I will... be there.
* Be sure to 'Enter the Lab' once you visit the Doctor's site. There you can find the details of the show.
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Update:
I found this clip from the movie to be shown. Sweeeeet.
Update #2:
Please be aware, dear readers, that this isn't just a movie being shown. THOR himself will make an apearance following the film to play an entire concert, promising to shake the very halls of Valhalla itself. This, without a doubt, will be a full-fledged freakfest.

3 Comments:
Ooooo-eeeee, that is a horror movie all right. Horrible, to be exact. And painfully funny. I always thought the real question of the movie is what demon did that to his hair?
I dunno, but I'd bet you could play that movie in a tent with a big TV screen at Bonnaroo, and people would line up to see it. If its late at nite. And sell some glowsticks.
Mon Jun 19, 04:29:00 PM
Ahhhh! But, Did you see? Not only will the film be shown, but the mighty Norse god of thunder, himself will be performing a full concert following the screening. This is the event of the year, my friend. Fun for the entire family, not only for those of the glowstick persuasion.
Mon Jun 19, 04:58:00 PM
Then Asgard indeed awaits.
Mon Jun 19, 07:47:00 PM
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