"You can do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes" --Carl Perkins

Friday, March 17, 2006

As if I Needed a Reason to Drink Tonight

Swayt Jumpin' Jaysus! It appears that Huckleberry ain't Irish a'tall.

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Stop the Lights! But Murphy damn sure ais!

So, who's up for droppin' down to the local, buyin' this Mick some'ah the Black Stuff, an' geh feck'n' bolloxed till we're arseways?

Slainte!


Here: You may need this.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Makin' my Way the Only Way I Know How

I've found no other option. I went back on the Adderall today. Oh sweet oblivion, my wicked dominatrix, what be thy bidding?

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Why I Still Have Problems Calling Myself a Libertarian

Why? Why can’t I bring myself to assume the label, which may be the best one to sufficiently describe my personal political belief system, Libertarianism? Why? Because there are still so many who already do assume this system hypocritically, and I do not wish to associate myself with them.

More specifically, here is a short list of examples of what I consider hypocritical to the Libertarian ideal.

  • Is it a Libertarian ideology to believe that the government has a right to tell women what they can and cannot do with their own bodies?
  • Is it a Libertarian ideology to have the government mandate policies under the direction of one particular religious value system? I have no problem with Christian values. I do have a problem when they are the only ones considered, and I have a major problem when they are used to direct government policy. The original libertarians in this country would have had a problem with this as well; So I've heard.
  • Is it a Libertarian ideology to forever be apologetic for nationalistic and imperialistic foreign policies? Shouldn't nationalism and libertarianism be mutually exclusive to one another?


Look. I know I’m no political scientist. I’m just some schmo trying to figure out how to get a footing amidst all of the infertile fertilizer that is constantly getting shoveled at me. Libertarianism seemed to be fairly clear to me, I thought, but then why are there so many versions of it?

Ah screw it anyway. Personally, I like the Punk* ideology the best. You leave me the hell alone, and I’ll do likewise to you. If not, then you better run motherfucker… run.

So that’s it then. I’ll simply call my political belief system Punk. Good. Glad to finally be done with that. Hey? Anyone else up for a Punk party in 2008? Better yet, we can call it the Blue Suede Shoes Party.

Free beer and mayhem, everyone. I’m buyin’.


*More on this to come now that the dreaded February evil is finally behind us.

I Gotta Get Outta This Place

Somebody... Anybody... If you are hiring, if you know of anyone who is hiring, please email me. I can no longer code this crap. Consider me your everlovin' freelancer for hire. I will write, no, Hell, I'll do just about anything. I am serious.

Hey. I've got a great resume, too. Please, if you are looking to hire, email me and I'll share it with you.

teamscarz@yahoo.com